My New Mythologies Proffessor

I know I have posted a dream already, but last night I had a dream that was about as mythological as one could get, because it involved our Mythologies class. Having just woken up I have to get this out immediately before any part of it fades, so I shall begin

The Setting: Mythologies class

I have been waiting hours to present my myth to the class. I was unfortunately situated to go last and although there have been very creative myths, no one adhered to the 3 minute policy, instead there was one guy that completely acted out Ovid's Metomorphoses. Now its my time to present, and for some reason Professor Sexson is Ryan Gosling

Now as I go to the front of the class and I realize I'm only wearing underwear, and i become extremely nervous. Dispite this nervousness, I give my speech (which upon waking i still remember)

This is the story of how Posiedon became known as the Earthshaker. You see Zeus fell in love with this beautiful wood nymph and they went on to make beautiful nymph babies, unfortunately for Zeus this wood nymph is a trickey Ho, and she's been running around behind his back with his brother Posiedon. Now Hades is visiting Olympus on the Winter Solstice, which is the only time he's allowed to visit. He sees Zeus' main wood nymph and falls quickly in love. He doesn't know what to do so he confides in Posiedon. Posiedon, tells him that she will sleep with anyone, in fact he's been fooling around with her, so Hades takes her to the underworld to become his mistress. Suddenly Zeus realizes she is missing and confronts Hades, who tells him, that Posiedon Made him do it! So Zeus grabs Posiedon and hurls him off of Mount Olympus. As Posiedon Crashes down, the whole earth begins to shake and mountains and valleys form, where non before existed, which is why we have mountains on the earth, and Posiedon can make earthquakes. (Now at some point I realize that my underwear has fallen off and I'm completely nude, but I quickly recover my garments and cover myself up, never stopping the story)

So the myth is over and everyone leaves, then Prof. Sexson/Ryan Gosling comes up and says "Bro, you were naked through like half of your story, now I didn't say anything because I didn't want to point it out."
and my response is "Screw it, at least it was a good story"

I woke up laughing this morning and had to post this.